I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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