I wanna bring you to show and tell
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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