I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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