mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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