just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I have post one night stand depression
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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