I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
