But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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