I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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