I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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