Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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