I wish i was in the wii world.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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