you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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