But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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