Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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