I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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