i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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