the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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