I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
you win again, gameday.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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