It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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