Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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