great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
