you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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