Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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