I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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