you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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