Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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