Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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