plz talk dirty to me
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize
