I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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