her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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