have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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