Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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