I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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