She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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