the new term for farting is butt boxing.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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