I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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