I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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