Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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