Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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