hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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