escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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