Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
We are two peas in an std pod
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Randomize
