Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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