he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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