when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so let's talk penis.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
They are going to name an STD after you.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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