I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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