Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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