Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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