No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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