So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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