A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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