im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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