last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You dont lie about slip and slides
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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